U - Page 255
unitunicated adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a single vessel for one uninterrupted stream of remarks. Charley-may was unitunicated and supplied the room with one continuous account of her childhood. unity of actioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and pursuing one social objective while every subplot is discouraged. Elle-marie was unity of actioned, directing the entire group towards chips with theatrical resolve. unity of placed adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that the whole party remain in one physical location. Isileli was unity of placed and opposed moving from the corner, even when the pub closed. unity of timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and compressing the whole evening into one account with no reliable chronology. Cabrielle was unity of timed and claimed the opening toast had occurred moments before departure. univalenced (/ˌjuːnɪˈveɪlənsd/) adj. Too drunk to assign more than one emotional charge to anyone else in the room. Misako was univalenced and found every remark either deeply moving or personally hostile. univalencied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every encounter carry one fixed meaning, usually friendship. Nile was univalencied and treated each refusal as evidence of a closer bond. univalented (/ˌjuːnɪˈveɪləntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard one companion as the sole remaining chromosome of the evening. Shaterra was univalented and followed one patient friend through every stage of the departure. univalved adj. Having drunk more than enough to close upon one protective shell, leaving companions to locate the opening. Dedre was univalved beneath her coat, while friends negotiated the route home around her. univarianced adj. You have drunk enough to make every person present respond identically, whatever they actually said. Zilas was univarianced and answered every objection with the same solemn invitation to sit down. univariated adj. Drunk to the point where every problem has only one variable, usually the nearest drink. Charmel became univariated and reduced the evening's difficulties to the location of the next glass. univarsitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening into higher education, with last orders as the examination. Jammi was univarsitied and revised the taxi fare aloud all the way home. unived adj. Still drunk, and treating the nearest group of adults as a university seminar requiring participation. Cardell was unived and asked the taxi queue to debate the meaning of success. univerbalismed adj. Drunk enough to replace every long explanation with a shorter word, whether required or not. Victorya got univerbalismed and supplied abbreviations for questions nobody had finished asking. univerbationed (/ˌjuːnɪvɜː(ɹ)ˈbeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping several words apart, and quietly joining them together. Meridel became univerbationed and gave the coat-check attendant a new word for the evening. univerbizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a fixed expression remains content to be several words. Ellwyn grew univerbizationed and compressed each familiar phrase into something less convenient. universal Turing machined adj. Drunk, with the result that any conversation can be simulated, provided it is supplied with enough repetition. Karion became universal Turing machined and reproduced the barman's explanation with minor variations.