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universal algebraed adj. Drunk beyond unifying the kitchen's unrelated objects into one theory of domestic order. Jacent became universal algebraed and grouped the toaster, slippers, and colander by shared principles. universal arithmeticked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every quantity appear amenable to algebra. Mikynlee grew universal arithmeticked and expressed the bill as an equation involving several pints. universal banked adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every available resource as both investment and spending money. Flordia became universal banked and diversified the remaining cash between crisps and taxis. universal bankinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the evening's remaining assets as though they were a financial institution. Jelecia was universal bankinged and allocated the final coins between transport and another round. universal basic incomed adj. Still drunk, and expecting a regular, unconditional contribution from the nearest responsible person. Daeton remained universal basic incomed, receiving snacks at intervals from increasingly resigned friends. universal chucked adj. Too drunk to adjust anything carefully, but still able to bring all available parts towards the same grip. Lizaida became universal chucked and gathered every loose item on the table into one arrangement. universal design for instructioned adj. Having drunk enough to turn every lesson into an arrangement accessible by several routes. Shabrika became universal design for instructioned and taught the rules through gesture, analogy and repetition. universal designed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every arrangement accessible to all, including the person making it. Mylla grew universal designed and moved the chairs so nobody needed to walk in a straight line. universal donored adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with giving anything away, while remaining willing to offer it. Susa became universal donored and volunteered for every task except standing up. universal grammared adj. Of a drinker: speaking as though every language shared the same underlying rules, and testing this on strangers. Rodrickus got universal grammared and supplied sentence structures to people ordering at the bar. universal grindered (/ˌjuːnɪˌvɜːsl̩ ˈɡɹaɪndəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made every noun into an uncountable quantity, especially at the bar. Dawnte became universal grindered and asked for some chairs, rather than a chair. universal instrumented adj. Describing a drinker who measures the room in angles, despite having misplaced the vertical. Daiah became universal instrumented and surveyed the doorway from two incompatible directions. universal jointed adj. A drinker so far gone that separate parts of the body continue moving in different directions together. Kierah became universal jointed and conveyed the glass while the rest of her pursued the chair. universal jurisdictioned adj. The state of being drunk and claiming authority over conduct wherever it may have occurred. Sonoma became universal jurisdictioned and adjudicated an argument that had ended two streets away. universal languaged adj. Drunk to the point where every morning request is delivered in words believed comprehensible to the staircase. Yasamin was universal languaged, giving the landing a detailed account of the missing keys. universal levered adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly converting a rocking gait into forward motion, usually towards the stairs. Kairav went universal levered and advanced towards the landing by a series of determined sways.