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universalisabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who applies the same rule to every situation: proceed, regardless of the stairs. Julus was universalisabilitied and applied the rule of forward motion to every landing. universalisationed adj. Loosened by drink into making one private wobble applicable to every person and object in the room. Leiyla was universalisationed and treated her difficulty with the stairs as a shared public condition. universalismed (/ˌjuːnɪˈvɜːsəlˌɪzəmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to one broad, undifferentiated condition in which balance, speech and direction are equally theoretical. Jysiah was universalismed, with balance and conversation reduced to the same uncertain principle. universalisted adj. Softened by drink into treating every person, object and staircase as equally approachable. Aldora was universalisted and addressed the banister with the same warmth shown to old friends. universalitied (/ˌjuː.nɪ.vɜːˈsæl.ə.tid/) adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing one common feature in everyone present: none is walking particularly well. Jene was universalitied and identified the same unsteady gait in every member of the party. universalizabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who applies one solution universally, including to stairs that plainly require another. Espie was universalizabilitied and used the banister technique on the doorway and the coat rack. universalizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to make every private misjudgement a general principle of movement. Traquez went universalizationed and declared that everyone should descend the stairs sideways. universalizered adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every table, coat and passing stranger as part of the same round. Shadira was universalizered and invited the entire queue for last orders. universalnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard the whole evening, including the journey home, as one continuous round. Felton became universalnessed and offered to buy drinks for the entire taxi rank. universatilitied adj. You have drunk enough to make every route home seem equally practicable. Hendel was universatilitied and proposed walking, rowing or taking the night bus. universe of discoursed adj. Of a drinker: every person, coat and abandoned glass falls within the range of your conversation. Zian was universe of discoursed, discussing last orders with everyone in the taxi queue. universed (/ˈjuːnɪˌvɜːsd/) adj. You are drunk and carrying the entire evening, its coats and its unfinished rounds in your head. Amierah was universed by last orders and tried to settle every table's account. universefuled adj. Of a drinker who has filled the evening completely, leaving no room for a sensible journey home. Reigan was universefuled before last orders and still found space for another round. univershittied adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes last orders for a graduation ceremony and every coat for academic regalia. Jamei became univershittied and gave the cloakroom a lecture before leaving. universismed adj. A drinker who has replaced every received instruction with personal judgement, particularly about the final round. Marquice was universismed and rejected the taxi while holding its open door. universisted adj. A drinker so far gone that only personal experience can explain the decision to order another round. Keniel was universisted and regarded the empty wallet as an argument for another drink.