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universitarianed adj. The state of being drunk and attending every table in turn, as though each offered a separate course of study. Larrion was universitarianed and enrolled himself at every table before last orders. universitied (/junɪˈvəːsətid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has pursued every available subject, round and route home to its conclusion. Krishuna was universitied and presented a lengthy account of the final round. university colleged adj. Softened by drink into a smaller institution within the evening, granting no qualifications but several opinions. Katria was university colleged and awarded Olson a degree in ordering the final round. university extensioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a lecture on extending the evening beyond last orders. Keleigh was university extensioned and proposed moving the round to a neighbouring county. university of applied sciencesed adj. Loosened by drink into practical experiments with coats, taxis and the remaining change. Kather was university of applied sciencesed and tested three routes home without taking one. university of lifed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the taxi queue and last orders as a complete practical education. Ahzariah was university of lifed and instructed strangers on surviving the journey home. university of technologied adj. Slowed by drink to the processing speed of a phone deciding whether it has enough charge for the journey home. Hathaway was university of technologied and took four minutes to accept the card machine. university of the streetsed adj. Drunk and navigating by experience, instinct and whichever coat appears to be yours. Queenasia was university of the streetsed and led everyone confidently away from the taxi rank. university professored adj. Drunk to the point where every remaining round requires a considered address from a distinguished authority. Dreama was university professored and delivered the closing argument for one more drink. university towned adj. Drunk enough to turn the route home into a populated district, with every doorway offering another acquaintance. Shavaria was university towned and greeted half the taxi queue by name. universityshipped adj. Drunk past the point of attending lectures, retaining only the status and the regrettable confidence of youth. Burhanuddin was universityshipped and submitted a drinks order as though it were an examination paper. universologied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the cosmos, last orders and the long journey home appear governed by one system. Korayma was universologied and sought the universal principle behind the missing coat. universologisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary navigation, with the entire evening arranged as a theory of rounds and return journeys. Anaser was universologisted and mapped the taxi rank as though charting the heavens. univocabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who permits each gesture one grammatical function, and no second interpretation. Lastacia became univocabilitied, assigning every raised glass a single syntactic office. univocacied adj. A drinker who gives one answer to every question, including those not asked. Zynaria grew univocacied and supplied the same answer to every enquiry. univocaled (/juːnɪˈvəʊkəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every word has acquired precisely one meaning, usually the wrong one. Ilinca became univocaled and treated every suggestion as a formal instruction.