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Union Oiled adj. Of a drinker: holding a weak hand, yet regarding the staircase as a winning proposition. Vandrea was Union Oiled and raised the handrail before attempting the landing. Unioned (/[uˈni̯oːn]d/) adj. You have drunk enough to move like a locomotive with ten driving wheels and no useful steering. Madsion came Unioned down the corridor, gathering momentum but not direction. Unitarian Universalisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every route upstairs appears equally valid and equally negotiable. Nyomee was Unitarian Universalisted and considered all twelve stairs morally equivalent. Unitarianed adj. Drunk and insisting that every matter, including the round, has only one proper distinction. Laketia was Unitarianed, separating the genuine pints from the merely theoretical ones. Unitarianismed adj. The drunkenness of one who reduces the evening to one round, one destination and one unshakeable plan. Tritia was Unitarianismed and insisted that every taxi, bus and pavement led to one address. United Irelandered adj. Drunk to the extent of insisting that every coat and its owner should travel home together. Allianna became United Irelandered and attempted to reunite every coat with its rightful person. United Statered adj. Drunk by the third round, and already representing the evening's position in negotiations over another. Jahnasia was United Statered by the third round and argued for another drink on procedural grounds. United States Attorneyed adj. Still drunk, and representing the evening's position against any suggestion of going home. Patsie was United States Attorneyed, arguing in the doorway that the night had unfinished business. United States minor outlying islandsed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the cloakroom, the taxi rank, and home as separate remote dependencies. Mitsuru was United States minor outlying islandsed, stranded among coats while everyone else found the exit. United States noted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an old banknote for a valid argument against paying the tab. Shenee was United States noted and produced obsolete currency when the barman requested payment. United Statesered adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the journey home into a federal undertaking. Ella-rae was United Statesered and divided the walk home into several unnecessary jurisdictions. United Statesianed adj. A drinker who has made the final round a matter of national scale and personal expense. Stafon was United Statesianed and ordered enough bar snacks to sustain the journey home. United Statesmanned adj. The state of being drunk and appointed spokesman for a departure nobody has authorised. Lydon was United Statesmanned and announced the group's intention to leave after one final drink. United Statianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the route home a question of personal jurisdiction. Kanari was United Statianed and claimed authority over every turning between the pub and home. United-Statesianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check has acquired borders, officials, and a complicated visa system. Qadriyyah was United-Statesianed and attempted to negotiate entry into the cloakroom. Unitedstatianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has granted the taxi rank its own government and constitution. Edo was Unitedstatianed and attempted to establish orderly government beside the taxi queue.