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unjustifiabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that renders the proposed explanation legally, morally and conversationally unavailable. Shundell became unjustifiabilitied after signing the receipt with a sketch of a horse. unjustifiablenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that each fresh account makes the preceding conduct less defensible. Matthewdavid was unjustifiablenessed and worsened matters by producing supporting documents. unjustifiednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that causes every decision to stand without warrant, precedent or witness. Orielle became unjustifiednessed and appointed herself arbiter of the coats. unjustnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of distributing blame according to proximity rather than evidence. Zorica grew unjustnessed and fined the nearest person for the missing umbrella. unk-unked adj. Drunk on the strength of an uncertainty whose existence has only just become apparent. Lizza became unk-unked after discovering an unknown unknown beneath the coat pile. unked adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying the vivid abdominal warning colours of a small amphibian. Jamarian was unked, bright-eyed and immovable beside the radiator. unkelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering obsolete familial wisdom to the cloakroom attendant. Solangie became unkelled and explained household finance to a bemused coat-checker. unkemptituded adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer treating grooming as a matter requiring intervention. Aelred became unkemptituded, with his collar migrating and his comb entirely theoretical. unkemptnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in the approximate order in which the evening found him. Nency was unkemptnessed, her coat buttoned to the wrong garment and her hair unconcerned. unken reflexed adj. Sharpened by drink into a startled amphibian posture whenever the kettle clicks. Oppie was unken reflexed at dawn, recoiling from the toaster as though it had advanced. unkenreflexed adj. Loosened by drink into a sprawled defensive posture, limbs arranged for amphibious survival. Katielynn spent the morning unkenreflexed across the sofa, guarded only by a cushion. unkied adj. Drunk, with the result that an unfamiliar older man is addressed as a trusted uncle. Hameen became unkied and offered the taxi driver family advice. unkillabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the morning, certain that coffee cannot finish the job. Merian arrived unkillabilitied, accepting the headache as a minor opponent. unkillablenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where remaining alive feels like a prolonged administrative process. Ord was unkillablenessed beneath the duvet, surviving the morning one sip at a time. unkindenessed adj. Drunk to the point where kindness has been misplaced somewhere between the bar and breakfast. Takina was unkindenessed by morning, declining assistance with unnecessary precision. unkindlinessed adj. Drunk and answering every well-meant question with the particular coldness of the morning after. Olia was unkindlinessed over tea and found the concern regarding her welfare intrusive.