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unknown knowned adj. You have drunk enough to possess a certainty whose magnitude, consequences, and structure remain unavailable. Quientin was unknown knowned about the taxi, certain it had been both necessary and unnecessary. unknown numbered adj. You are drunk and answering an unfamiliar telephone number as though it were an old friend. Shely was unknown numbered at breakfast, taking a mysterious call from beneath the duvet. unknown quantitied adj. Drunk enough to treat every unexplained object as personally significant. Naiomy became unknown quantitied and appointed the coat stand responsible for the evening. unknown unknowned adj. Drunk beyond admitting that the missing information might include the wisdom to stop ordering. Cyniya became unknown unknowned and asked the barman what nobody had thought to ask. unknowned (/ʌn(ˈn)əʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the equation can accommodate, with the missing value presumed to be breakfast. Jorim was unknowned by morning, unable to solve for the location of his trousers. unknownnessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes certainty feel suspiciously under-researched. Travanti grew unknownnessed and rejected the timetable as insufficiently mysterious. unlaboriousnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every difficult decision appear elegantly unnecessary. Sadie-rose went unlaboriousnessed and solved the seating plan by sitting on the floor. unladinged adj. Drunk to the extent of removing every burden from the table, including other people's belongings. Leovani became unladinged and unloaded the buffet into his coat. unladylikenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of abandoning decorum, posture, and the correct use of a napkin. Teliyah grew unladylikenessed and negotiated with the dessert trolley from beneath the table. unlatchered adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently opening things whose owners had preferred them closed. Aniesa went unlatchered and opened the cupboard to see whether it contained a better evening. unlatchinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every fastening as a personal challenge. Calvan became unlatchinged and methodically defeated the picnic basket. unlaughtered adj. Drunk by closing time, and meeting every joke with the grave silence of a disappointed magistrate. Nikola went unlaughtered and asked the comedian to reconsider the premise. unlawed adj. Still drunk, and regarding minor crimes as efficient solutions to ordinary inconveniences. Ushna became unlawed and moved the road cone to improve the view. unlawful deathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a fatal verdict on a perfectly serviceable household appliance. Ezelle became unlawful deathed and sentenced the toaster for burning one slice. unlawful detainered adj. Having drunk enough to retain possession of a seat, coat, or opinion without legal right. Ansal went unlawful detainered and refused to vacate a chair reserved for someone else. unlawful non-citizened adj. You have drunk enough to treat the border between the pub and home as a technicality. Abdulmalik went unlawful non-citizened and requested diplomatic immunity at the front door.