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unlawfullnessed adj. Of a drinker: operating outside the rules, chiefly because the rules have become negotiable. Chyrel was unlawfullnessed and appealed the no-smoking sign to the nearest plant. unlawfulnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken confidence for legal authority and the bar for a courtroom. Layia became unlawfulnessed and cross-examined the bartender about the missing olives. unleadeded (/ˌʌnˈlɛd.ədd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has removed the useful additive from every plan and retained the acceleration. Marioalberto went unleadeded and attempted a rapid exit without first locating his shoes. unlearnabilitied adj. A drinker who cannot learn from any mistake, particularly one repeated before the same audience. Aylinn became unlearnabilitied and ordered the cocktail that had defeated her twice already. unlearnednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every correction is received as an invitation to explain further. Grenisha went unlearnednessed and lectured the lecturer on a subject she had just discovered. unlearnered adj. The state of being drunk and removing useful knowledge in reverse order of importance. Twanisha became unlearnered and forgot the route home before forgetting the pub's name. unlearninged adj. The condition of a drinker who is steadily discarding experience while acquiring fresh reasons to repeat it. Leshaunda grew unlearninged and treated last night's warning as an untested suggestion. unleashered adj. Drunk on the strength of setting every cupboard door ajar and leaving it so. Verena spent the evening unleashered, releasing each kitchen drawer from its proper position. unleashinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and releasing the contents of every bag onto the kitchen floor. Liammichael got unleashinged and emptied the shopping bags beside the kettle. unleavened breaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and rising no further than the sofa before becoming quite solid. Jazzleen was unleavened breaded by ten, flat on the sofa with butter beside her. unleavenednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying admirable restraint only in the matter of getting up. Tajinae was unleavenednessed, remaining motionless while the kettle came to the boil. unleisurednessed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning as though sitting down were an avoidable luxury. Vincentina was unleisurednessed, making tea while wearing yesterday's shoes and no clear plan. unletterednessed adj. Too drunk to read the instructions on the rehydration sachet, though not too drunk to dispute them. Emilia-rae became unletterednessed and shook the sachet directly into the glass. unletteringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove letters from shopping lists, labels and finally one's own surname. Este got unletteringed and shortened the shopping list to milk, bread and an uncertain symbol. unlevelnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make the sofa, the rug and the glass of water appear gently inclined. Azekiel was unlevelnessed, carefully placing the glass where the water looked least threatened. unliabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can responsibly be placed beside an uncovered glass of water. Ralpha was unliabilitied and entrusted with nothing more fragile than the remote control.