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unlimitednessed adj. Having drunk more than any tally, measure or sensible landlord could accommodate. Aliecia was unlimitednessed by closing time and still attempting to order the next round. unlinkabilitied adj. You are drunk and impossible to connect convincingly with any previous account of the evening. Noella was unlinkabilitied, with her account of the darts refusing to join the evidence. unlinked adj. You have drunk enough to become several separate circles in the room, with no connection between them. Marcio went unlinked, appearing at the bar, snug and smoking shelter without crossing the intervening floor. unlinkered adj. Of a drinker: removing every connection between people, pints and the subject under discussion. Aniyah went unlinkered and separated the darts team from its own scorecard. unliquidated damagesed adj. Of a drinker who has accrued an unquantifiable debt to the carpet, the barmaid and several witnesses. Darcy-leigh was unliquidated damagesed after the tray incident, with no valuation yet placed on the silence. unlistenabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the jukebox, the band and ordinary conversation impossible to hear. Dawnae became unlistenabilitied before last orders, singing over both the band and the fruit machine. unliteralnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that “put the kettle on” becomes an instruction to place it on the sofa. Hanifah went unliteralnessed and put the kettle beside the television instead of boiling it. unliterarinessed adj. A drinker who has reduced every anecdote to a blunt report and every metaphor to a pub sign. Chaniah got unliterarinessed and described the moon as merely visible above the car park. unlivablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the snug, the pavement and the taxi queue are each declared unfit for habitation. Dayse was unlivablenessed, finding the pub unsuitable despite having selected the table personally. unliveablenessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to make any corner of the evening habitable. Sharde was unliveablenessed, moving from bench to booth as though each had failed inspection. unlivelinessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gone quiet enough to be mistaken for furniture beside the fruit machine. Lylli was unlivelinessed by half ten, motionless except when someone offered crisps. unlivingnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has ceased participating, though still retaining a firm grip on the pint. Sajani became unlivingnessed before the final bell, present in body and absent from every conversation. unloadered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who unloads every grievance, secret and pocketful of receipts at the bar. Cieana went unloadered and emptied the week's complaints beside the till. unloadinged adj. Softened by drink into a steady discharge of stories, change and personal history. Avelle became unloadinged near closing, releasing one anecdote with every sip. unloathsomenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into finding every unappetising pub detail unexpectedly agreeable. Theran grew unloathsomenessed and praised the sticky table as proof of a thriving establishment. unlockabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a key, a latch and a simple plan require separate consultations. Ian-junior was unlockabilitied outside the lavatory, studying the bolt as though it were a licensing exam.