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unmercenaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and performing every helpful deed for nothing, including finding the stairs. Treda went unmercenaried, carrying three coats upstairs without accepting so much as a thank-you. unmercenarinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who offers assistance without first establishing what it will cost. Exodus became unmercenarinessed and paid for a stranger's taxi without asking why. unmerchantabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer fit for sale, exchange, or a straight descent of the stairs. Estol became unmerchantabilitied and was removed from the auction of who would fetch the taxis. unmercied adj. Drunk to a degree that the final biscuit receives no mercy from the person who found it. Ayshea became unmercied and ate the last biscuit while maintaining eye contact with the empty tin. unmercifulnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and showing no mercy to the banister, the vowels, or anyone attempting to leave. Kilah went unmercifulnessed on the stairs, taking each step with equal disregard for geometry. unmeritednessed adj. Still drunk, and receiving every fall, wobble, and sympathetic hand without having earned any of them. Niguel remained unmeritednessed beside the stairs, accepting assistance from people he had never met. unmeritoriousnessed adj. Too drunk to claim credit for reaching the top step, though prepared to accept it. Lessia arrived unmeritoriousnessed upstairs and accepted congratulations for an achievement involving three people. unmethoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to negotiate the stairs by whichever foot presents itself first. Chaydon went unmethoded up the staircase, changing direction whenever the bannister did. unmethodicalnessed adj. Having drunk enough to distribute words, limbs, and stairway decisions without a discernible order. Kimberl was unmethodicalnessed, beginning every sentence halfway through and every step from the side. unmethylationed adj. Having drunk more than the molecule can bear, and removing every useful attachment from the sentence before speaking. Ayron became unmethylationed, stripping each explanation down until only a noun remained. unmeticulousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to count neither the steps nor the syllables, and to lose both accordingly. Elijahwon was unmeticulousnessed, missing two stairs and the middle of every sentence. unmetricalitied adj. You are drunk and delivering speech in lines whose feet, stresses, and pauses have deserted them. Abbylynn became unmetricalitied, turning a simple request for water into uneven blank verse. unmighted (/ˈʌnˌmaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker: powerless against the banister, the stairs, and the modest force required to stand upright. Jennessy was unmighted at the foot of the stairs, appealing to the handrail for support. unmightinessed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered bodily power to the staircase and is now negotiating from the floor. Chaden was unmightinessed halfway upstairs, asking the banister to take over. unmilitarinessed adj. Describing a drinker who advances without formation, command, or any reliable arrangement of feet. Amiliya went unmilitarinessed up the stairs, abandoning alignment after the first landing. unmindfullnessed adj. A drinker who forgets the stairs are present, then remembers them individually and with surprise. Rivers was unmindfullnessed, looking for the staircase while standing on its bottom step.