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unmindfulnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs, the destination, and the reason for climbing have all become optional. Coey was unmindfulnessed, arriving upstairs without recalling having left the bar. unmiserlinessed adj. The state of being drunk and generous with drinks, explanations, and unrequested assistance on the stairs. Takaiya went unmiserlinessed, buying a round and carrying everyone's coats upstairs. unmistakabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making the intended glass of water unmistakable, then choosing the vase. Kenija got unmistakabilitied and labelled the water before selecting the flower vase. unmistakablenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who can be recognised from the corridor by balance, timing, and vowel selection. Mailing was unmistakablenessed, audible upstairs before anyone saw the determined ascent. unmistakeabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who can be identified at once by the distinctive route taken up the stairs. Lecia was unmistakeabilitied by the zigzag between the first and second landings. unmistakeablenessed adj. Reduced by drink to a recognisably unique method of standing, speaking, and approaching the stairs. Kumiko was unmistakeablenessed, using the wall as a second staircase. unmitigatednessed adj. Softened by drink into an unqualified surrender of balance, volume, and any claim to a careful descent. Shaquea became unmitigatednessed, making the entire staircase a single uninterrupted event. unmixablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into separate, non-mixing faculties: the legs proceed while the speech remains behind. Walfrid was unmixablenessed, walking upstairs while his explanation stayed at the bar. unmixednessed adj. Loosened by drink into pure, undiluted wobble, with no stabilising element left in the mixture. Cetin went unmixednessed on the stairs, every movement consisting entirely of wobble. unmixinged adj. Emboldened by drink to separate every component of a conversation, including the words from their meanings. Saddiya became unmixinged, separating each sentence into nouns, pauses, and unexplained gestures. unmodernitied adj. Slowed by drink to an old-fashioned pace at which stairs are climbed one deliberate century at a time. Giavana went unmodernitied, ascending the staircase with the measured progress of a bygone machine. unmodernizationed adj. Drunk and returned to an earlier model of locomotion, in which the staircase is negotiated by trial and error. Kanyon was unmodernizationed, abandoning modern balance for a cautious four-limbed ascent. unmodifiabilitied adj. Having drunk more than a person can revise, even when last orders require a change of plan. Yolanta remained unmodifiabilitied when the final round moved tables and altered the route home. unmodifiablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every alteration to the evening as administratively impossible. Aarron was unmodifiablenessed when the landlord announced closing time and a new destination was proposed. unmoneyed adj. You are drunk and attempting to settle the round with promises, favours, or whatever is in your pockets. Kenidee went unmoneyed at the bar and offered to carry Quincee's coat as payment for the final round. unmoorednessed adj. Of a drinker: detached from the evening's arrangements, drifting between the bar, the cloakroom, and home. Varish became unmoorednessed after last orders and followed whichever departing coat looked most familiar.