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unmysteried adj. Drunk beyond mystery, with the route home, the missing coat, and the unpaid round all perfectly apparent. Tilor went unmysteried and explained the entire taxi mishap before anyone had asked. unmysteriousnessed adj. Drunk past the point of concealment: every missed round, misplaced coat, and failed route home is plainly visible. Laciann became unmysteriousnessed when the coat pocket revealed three receipts and no house keys. unnamabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the next destination, the coat, and even the taxi driver unnameable. Jacorie became unnamabilitied after last orders and could identify the taxi rank only by pointing vaguely. unnamablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the destination, the final round, and the correct outer garment equally difficult to specify. Vaiva remained unnamablenessed outside the pub, offering the taxi driver several coats as possible evidence. unnameabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the person collecting the coat, paying the round, and leading the way home cannot be identified. Fartun was unnameabilitied at closing time, unable to say whose coat had accompanied the group. unnameablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every object has acquired a designation beyond respectable vocabulary. Iyonna became unnameablenessed and labelled the umbrella with a term absent from three dictionaries. unnamednessed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to attach a proper name to anything, including oneself. Amario grew unnamednessed and introduced the lamp without once supplying its name. unnationalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has misplaced every patriotic attachment and will salute whichever flag is nearest. Dinh became unnationalitied and praised three rival anthems with equal, unconvincing sincerity. unnatural selectioned adj. Reduced by drink to preserving only those companions capable of reaching the last crisps. Robenia became unnatural selectioned and dismissed the sober guests as evolutionarily premature. unnaturaled (/ʌnˈnæt͡ʃ(ə)ɹəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned ordinary natural arrangements in favour of a private taxonomy. Driver became unnaturaled and sorted the crisps according to their moral character. unnaturalismed adj. Softened by drink into treating the ordinary laws of nature as optional recommendations. Icie grew unnaturalismed and expected the half-pint to return after being emptied. unnaturalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into finding a perverse exception to every otherwise serviceable rule. Aurionna became unnaturalitied and proposed an exception to the queue for philosophical reasons. unnaturalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into an unorthodox relation with ordinary conduct, furniture and timekeeping. Eland became unnaturalnessed and used the umbrella stand as a lectern. unnatured adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving in the kitchen as though gravity were merely customary. Cade went unnatured and placed the bread in the cupboard beneath the sink. unnavigabilitied adj. Drunk beyond any reliable route-finding, including the short passage between the bar and one’s own chair. Afeef became unnavigabilitied and consulted the pub's fire-exit diagram for directions to the lavatory. unnavigablenessed adj. Drunk in a way that renders every route equally doubtful and the nearest doorway conceptually remote. Rizza grew unnavigablenessed and attempted to reach the exit by following a decorative arrow.