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unobtainabilitied adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a solution whose essential ingredient cannot be acquired anywhere nearby. Caimen was unobtainabilitied and searched every cupboard for an imaginary spare key. unobtainabled adj. Too drunk to obtain the obvious item, despite explaining precisely where it must be. Alyra went unobtainabled and spent twenty minutes seeking the phone in her hand. unobtainablenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the desired outcome sound attainable only through repeated assertion. Janeidy became unobtainablenessed and promised a table at the restaurant already closed. unobtainiumed (/(ˌ)ʌn.ɒbˈteɪ.nɪ.əmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to discover a miraculous component that would conveniently solve every practical difficulty. Dyisha got unobtainiumed and proposed fixing the boiler with a spare button. unobtaniumed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing an ingenious solution from an imaginary material. Danyeil became unobtaniumed and offered to mend the roof using rare minerals. unobtrusive researched adj. You have drunk enough to study everyone indirectly, while altering the behaviour you meant to observe. Danayja went unobtrusive researched and took notes beneath the menu. unobtrusivenessed adj. You are drunk and attempting to leave no impression, whilst announcing each movement. Raynita was unobtrusivenessed and whispered loudly about making a quiet exit. unobviousnessed adj. Of a drinker: confidently choosing the least apparent explanation, usually after rejecting the correct one. Thadd became unobviousnessed and blamed the missing keys on atmospheric conditions. unoccupancied adj. Drunk, with the result that every available seat remains vacant but for the coat. Kasiem was unoccupancied, having surrendered his chair to an overcoat and his evening to whisky. unoccupiednessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an empty chair, timetable or calendar for a personal opportunity. Darim was unoccupiednessed and scheduled a meeting in the restaurant's only spare booth. unoded adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced a complicated decision to one recurring point of fixation. Laquatta went unoded and returned to the same argument about parking. unoffensivenessed adj. A drinker who, confident of being harmless, delivers opinions with unnecessary precision. Samena was unoffensivenessed and corrected the host's pronunciation throughout dinner. unofficial farthinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a dubious token is accepted as legal tender and presented with ceremony. Jotavious became unofficial farthinged and paid the kebab shop with a promotional token. unofficialdomed adj. The state of being drunk and appointing yourself authority without securing any formal mandate. Quinnten was unofficialdomed and began issuing instructions to the entire birthday party. unofficialitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted himself permission, title and jurisdiction in one sitting. Soheila became unofficialitied and signed the guestbook on behalf of the whole table. unofficialnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats an unconfirmed suggestion as an official decision. Jaetyn was unofficialnessed and announced the cancellation before consulting anyone.