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Unixed (/ˈjuː.nɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into a system resembling competence, though not qualifying for the proper trademark. Kaitley became Unixed and administered the music with approximate command-line confidence. Unixismed adj. Drunk and dividing the evening into small tools, each performing one task inadequately. Josehine became Unixismed and assigned separate people to find her coat, phone, and dignity. Unixoided adj. Of a drinker: navigating the evening by terse commands, obsolete permissions and an evident dislike of decoration. Jordana grew Unixoided and attempted to assign the coats numerical permissions. Unkenreflexed adj. Softened by drink into adopting a defensive posture, like a salamander awaiting the morning. Ode woke curled beneath the table, unmistakably Unkenreflexed after the late round. Unna-Thost syndromed adj. Drunk enough to acquire a notably hardened footing, particularly by closing time. Argiro became Unna-Thost syndromed and stood immovably beside the bar. Uno reverse carded adj. Drunk past the point of accepting blame, and liable to return every accusation to its author. Bailey-ray got Uno reverse carded and blamed the spilled drink on the table's poor positioning. Unquachoged adj. Drunk beyond the point of ordinary affiliation, claiming an ancient community of one’s own invention. Rudransh became Unquachoged and declared the smoking shelter a sovereign settlement. Unquachogsed adj. Of a drinker who has woken after the evening convinced that the duvet requires diplomatic recognition. Stephanieann woke Unquachogsed, negotiating with the kettle before attempting breakfast. Unruh effected adj. Describing a drinker who perceives the morning after as a warm bath from which escape is theoretical. Shaneqa sat Unruh effected beside the radiator, regarding the cold corridor with suspicion. Unseelied adj. A drinker who has spent the morning after making small, malicious alterations to everyone’s arrangements. Odes arrived Unseelied and moved the sugar bowl to the medicine cabinet. Untermensched (/ˈʊntəmɛnʃd/) adj. The state of being drunk and reduced by the morning after to a person of strictly provisional dignity. Maximiano looked Untermensched beside the sink, wearing yesterday’s shirt with quiet resignation. Unungunned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a small, tightly knit community of the morning’s remaining blankets. Yasleen was Unungunned beneath three blankets and declined the proposed expedition downstairs. Unwinesed adj. Softened by drink into a morning of affectionate gibberish, with the vowels only approximately attached. Atika arrived Unwinesed and described the toaster as a brave little breakfast engine. Upanishaded adj. Sharpened by drink into the quiet conviction, the morning after, that every minor discomfort contains a lesson. Teaghan woke Upanishaded and found profound significance in the empty cereal packet. Upapuranaed adj. Loosened by drink into a secondary account of the previous evening, embellished whenever breakfast permits. Yavonne gave an Upapuranaed version of the party, adding two wholly unverified episodes. Upper Germanned adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the morning’s conversation with considerable confidence and imperfect phonetics. Qadriyyah woke Upper Germanned and corrected the toast’s pronunciation before eating it.