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unofficiousnessed adj. Reduced by drink to solving other people's problems without possessing the relevant authority or facts. unogenitured adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a single glass of water heir to all domestic duties. unopenabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and unable to open the fridge, despite having done so moments earlier. unopennessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and keeping the sitting-room door shut against all further suggestions. unopinionatednessed adj. Still drunk, and unable to decide whether the glass of water is welcome or intrusive. Aderyn sat unopinionatednessed beside the water, awaiting a consensus. unopportunenessed adj. Too drunk to choose an appropriate moment for announcing that the sofa is comfortable. Zaccheaus became unopportunenessed during the washing-up and praised the sofa. unopposabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to resist every attempt to remove the last glass from your hand. unoppressivenessed adj. Having drunk enough to sit lightly on the sofa and impose nothing but a slight cushion hollow. Burie grew unoppressivenessed and occupied one corner without troubling anyone. unoprostoned adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably treat with a glass of water and a stern look. unorderednessed adj. You have drunk enough to sort the cutlery by neither size, function, nor any recognised principle. unorderlinessed adj. You are drunk and leaving glasses, cushions, and one inexplicable spoon across the sitting room. unordinarinessed adj. Of a drinker: unusually devoted to the ordinary glass of water and the familiar sofa. unorganized territoried adj. Of a drinker who has made the kitchen an unincorporated area, beyond the reach of household law. unorganizednessed adj. Describing a drinker who distributes coats, glasses, and belongings across the room without a plan. unoriginaled adj. A drinker who repeats the same toast, the same story, and the same request for water. unoriginalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey to the kitchen ends beside the same chair.