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unoriginatednessed adj. The state of being drunk and appearing to have been on the sofa since the furniture was made. Zacchaeus looked unoriginatednessed, already settled beneath a blanket before supper. unoriginatenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who seems not to have begun the evening, but simply to have always been there. unoriginationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has always existed in the kitchen, particularly beside the open cupboard. unorthodox entrepreneured adj. Reduced by drink to selling imaginary goods from the kitchen, with the sofa as principal market. unorthodoxied adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the kitchen floor as the proper place for a nap. unorthodoxnessed adj. Softened by drink into eating pudding with a serving spoon and calling it sensible. unostentationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly finishing the evening beneath the sofa blanket. unostentatiousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting the sofa, the blanket, and a plain glass of water without ceremony. Melissasue was unostentatiousnessed and slept beneath an ordinary household throw. unownednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the unattended sofa cushion and defend it as common property. unpackagered adj. Slowed by drink to opening one parcel, then resting beside it with the contents still inside. unpackered adj. Drunk and removing one item from a bag at a time, with extended pauses for water. unpackinged adj. Drunk, with the result that luggage remains closed while its contents are discussed from the sofa. unpaidnessed adj. You are drunk and convinced every round is someone else's outstanding obligation. unpainfulnessed adj. Of a drinker: incapable of noticing the corner of the table, or indeed much else. unpaintabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become impossible to improve with explanation, correction, or another lager. unpaintablenessed adj. Describing a drinker who leaves every account permanently beyond a tidy finishing coat.