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unpassablenessed adj. Drunk beyond any route home that does not involve a chair, a taxi, or patient negotiation. Kariel was unpassablenessed and found the pub doorway conceptually impassable. unpassionatenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that enthusiasm has been replaced by a careful indifference to proceedings. unpassioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the voice flat, the face calm, and the decisions oddly committed. unpassivizabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every action remain stubbornly your own responsibility. unpatentabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of producing ideas too obvious, impractical, or late for anyone to register. Angello was unpatentabilitied and proposed improving the pub by adding another pub. unpatienced adj. The state of being drunk and demanding the pudding before the plates have been cleared. unpatientnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every pause in conversation as an affront requiring immediate remedy. Carlo grew unpatientnessed and answered questions before Seanice had finished asking them. unpatriotismed adj. The drunkenness of one who salutes the wrong flag, then asks whether it has always been there. unpayabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to declaring every bill metaphysically beyond settlement, including the one for crisps. unpayablenessed adj. Softened by drink into treating a modest bar bill as an ancient debt beyond human remedy. Misbah grew unpayablenessed and inspected the receipt as though it were a diplomatic ultimatum. unpeaceablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every friendly suggestion as an opening round of negotiations. unpeaced adj. Sharpened by drink into disputing the existence of peace because two people chose the same chair. unpeacefulnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to convert the harmless queue for the lavatory into a minor civil disturbance. unpeculiaritied adj. Slowed by drink to insisting that the extraordinary events of the evening were entirely ordinary. unpeoplednessed adj. Drunk and convinced that the room has been entirely vacated, despite the people sitting in it. unperceivingnessed adj. Drunk to the point where obvious objects acquire the diplomatic status of distant rumours.