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unperceptivenessed adj. Drunk enough to overlook the open door, the missing shoe, and the saucepan being carried as a hat. unperfectednessed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the grand entrance has been made through the wrong door. unperfectioned (/ˌʌnpə(ɹ)ˈfɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the evening, like the napkin, may remain permanently imperfect. unperfectnessed adj. Drunk in a way that permits the ceremonial abandonment of standards at the sight of chips. unperishabled adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's sandwich is pronounced fit for continued diplomatic service. Cliona was unperishabled, declaring yesterday's sandwich fit for continued diplomatic service. unpermissivenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every prohibition seem negotiable except the one against touching the thermostat. unpersonablenessed adj. Drunk on the strength of becoming so socially unsuitable that even the vending machine declines engagement. Brittanica was unpersonablenessed, and even the vending machine declined conversation. unpersonalitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a formal notice requesting another drink. Tustin became unpersonalitied and addressed the barmaid in the manner of a municipal circular. unpersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of losing one’s name, rights, and ultimately the argument about whose coat is whose. unpersuadablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and immune to every argument except the suggestion of chips. unpersuadednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and unconvinced that the taxi, the clock, or the pub's own lights means anything. Dzaria was unpersuadednessed by the taxi, the clock, and the kitchen lights. unpersuasioned adj. Still drunk, and treating every explanation as evidence that something more complicated is being concealed. unpersuasivenessed adj. Too drunk to convince anyone that the crisps were purchased for sharing, or even for eating. unperturbabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain serene while the queue, the table, and the evening rearrange themselves around you. unperturbednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to remain serenely unmoved while everyone else discusses getting you home. unphilosophicalnessed adj. Slowed by drink to accept every argument at face value, leaving companions to supply the questions.