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unphoneticnessed adj. Drunk and spelling aloud in a manner that leaves everyone present less certain than before. Jkia went unphoneticnessed over the address, giving each letter a private pronunciation. unphysicalitied adj. Drunk to the point where chairs, doorways and the patience of friends cease to be material facts. unphysicalnessed adj. Drunk enough to leave the gathering mentally present but inconveniently absent from the furniture. unpickered adj. Drunk past the point of leaving anything fastened, including the evening's settled arrangements. unpickinged adj. Still drunk, and disentangling the phone charger from the blanket as though it were a major case. unpicturabilitied adj. Drunk beyond representation, leaving witnesses unable to agree what, precisely, they had seen. unpicturesquenessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every convivial scene look like an administrative waiting room. unpietied adj. Drunk, with the result that solemn occasions acquire the atmosphere of an ill-managed works do. unpinninged adj. Drunk to a degree that every badge, notice and arrangement in the room becomes temporary. Lincy was unpinninged and removed the raffle numbers before the draw had begun. unpitied adj. Drunk on the strength of refusing sympathy, even when the consequences are visibly self-inflicted. Nephateria remained unpitied after falling into the hedge and blaming the evening's geometry. unpitifulnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every appeal for restraint as an invitation to continue. unpityingnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still able to identify precisely whose turn it was to carry you. Luegene was unpityingnessed, assigning the difficult walk home to the friend with sensible shoes. unplaced adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer associated with any particular seat, table or plan. Kalle became unplaced, appearing at each table as though invited by a different party. unplainnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to make an uncomplicated farewell socially intricate. unplannabilitied adj. Still drunk, and rendering every proposed arrangement unusable by adding one more destination. Lynel was unplannabilitied, adding another destination whenever an arrangement nearly settled. unplannednessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an itinerary from an emerging series of preventable decisions.