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unpotty-traininged (/ʌnˈpɒti ˌtɹeɪn.ɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reverting to nappies before reaching the stairs. unpowered adj. Still drunk, and relying on the banister as the sole source of propulsion. Dmani unpowered up the stairs, using the banister as his only propulsion. unpowerfulnessed adj. Too drunk to generate enough force to rise from the chair without assistance. unpracticabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make walking in a straight line an impractical proposal. Kymya was unpracticabilitied, crossing the hall by a series of unrelated diagonals. unpracticablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to render every ordinary method of getting downstairs impracticable. unpracticalitied adj. Having drunk more than was practical for a person expected to operate shoelaces. unpracticalnessed adj. You have drunk enough to make every sensible route home needlessly complicated. unpractisednessed adj. You are drunk and attempting familiar movements as though issued with a new body. Avais was unpractisednessed, missing the glass despite holding it in both hands. unprecedentednessed adj. Of a drinker: achieving new and undocumented arrangements of limbs on the staircase. Kyshaun was unprecedentednessed, reaching the landing with one knee and no recollection. unprecisenessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the exact location of both feet and most consonants. Danzelle was unprecisenessed, pointing at the chair while sitting beside it. unpredictabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who changes direction whenever the floor appears to move. unpredictabled adj. A drinker who begins each step with a fresh and unsupported theory of balance. unpredictablenessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the next movement cannot be inferred from the last. Dewin was unpredictablenessed, reaching for the door and embracing the umbrella stand. unpredictednessed adj. The state of being drunk and producing consequences absent from anyone's evening forecast. Jaden was unpredictednessed when the quiet supper became a speech beside the shoe rack. unprejudicatenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every staircase tread an equal opportunity to betray them. unprejudiced adj. The drunkenness of one who gives equal credence to the floor, the wall and the furniture. Connan was unprejudiced, leaning on every available surface without preference.