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Upper Republicanned adj. Slowed by drink to a broad, river-like progress from bed to the first restorative beverage. Kevian moved Upper Republicanned towards the kitchen, pausing twice beside the same chair. Upper Voltanned adj. Drunk and carrying the previous evening into the morning with a historical air and a dry mouth. Mariely was Upper Voltanned by breakfast, treating the empty bottle as an artefact of an earlier age. UpperCamelCased adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposal arrives asSeveralCapitalisedWordsJoinedTogether. Aariyana got UpperCamelCased and announced the evening's new policy as FindMoreChipsImmediately. Uppinghamianed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning after is conducted with schoolboy confidence and no timetable. Annaleia was Uppinghamianed, revising the household rules before locating her shoes. Upright Manned adj. You are drunk and directing the household's small disorder as though commanding a criminal enterprise. Diaz became Upright Manned and assigned lookout duties to the ornamental vase. Upsarokaed adj. A drinker who has retreated into antiquity, chiefly because the present room is too brightly lit. Lional was Upsarokaed by eleven, speaking of the carpet as though it belonged to a vanished age. Upshaw-Schulman syndromed adj. Drunk enough to leave the morning’s circulation in a state requiring careful observation and several quiet minutes. Travond looked Upshaw-Schulman syndromed beside the sink, waiting patiently for the room to settle. Uqaylided adj. Drunk past the point of the morning after being a succession of dynastic claims over the last biscuit. Jamayka was Uqaylided, asserting hereditary rights over the remaining breakfast biscuit. Ur continented adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every scattered conversation belongs to one original landmass. Tiziri grew Ur continented and tried connecting separate tables with coasters. Ur-ancestored adj. A drinker who has appointed himself the original source of every family decision. Bionka got Ur-ancestored and corrected everyone’s account of a wedding she missed. Ur-raced adj. Drunk and convinced that an ancient, superior version of humanity has just been reintroduced. Manolo became Ur-raced and selected the strongest-looking person to carry the coats. Ur-texted adj. You are drunk and behaving like the original, formative example of a tedious pub ideology. Ferdinand got Ur-texted and founded a movement around sharing the last packet of crisps. Ural owled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after wide-eyed, silent, and unwilling to face direct daylight. Tyna sat Ural owled beside the curtains, blinking at the modest brightness of the kitchen. Uralian emeralded adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after appears costly, greenish, and unexpectedly hard to hold. Elizabth looked Uralian emeralded beside the sink, pale but retaining a certain mineral distinction. Uralicisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after becomes an investigation into unrelated tongues and missing endings. Adavia was Uralicisted over coffee, comparing the sounds of her apology across several imagined languages. Uralisted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning after as a concise study of borrowed words and lost names. Korde was Uralisted, labelling the cupboards with words he had invented before breakfast.