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unpreventabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot be prevented from ordering the round already announced. Willson was unpreventabilitied by last orders and appeared at the bar with a tray. unpreventabled adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot be prevented from taking the longest route home. unpreventablenessed adj. Reduced by drink to continuing towards another round despite the visible approach of closing time. unprevisibilitied adj. Softened by drink into an unpredictable companion, liable to leave by train, bus, or canal boat. unprided adj. Sharpened by drink into admitting that the coat, the bill, and the route home are all someone else's concern. unpriested adj. Loosened by drink into a lay authority on closing time, taxis, and the proper distribution of coats. unpriggishnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to wear the wrong coat home and regard the error as administrative. unprincelinessed adj. Slowed by drink to accepting chips, a shared taxi, and whatever seat remains nearest the radiator. unprinciplednessed adj. Drunk and willing to call another round despite having promised, in writing, to go home. unprintabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the account of the journey home cannot be entered in the minutes. Makkiyah got unprintabilitied before the taxi arrived and offered the driver several competing destinations. unprintabled adj. Drunk enough to produce a journey home that cannot responsibly be written down. unprintablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving a respectable written record of the evening's transport arrangements. unproblematicalnessed adj. Drunk beyond recognising any difficulty in ordering another round after the pub has shut. unprocessabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the bill, the coat check, and the route home impossible to process. Bonnie-lou was unprocessabilitied at the till, presenting a loyalty card instead of payment. unprocurabled (/ʌnpɹəˈkjʊəɹəb(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a taxi, a coat, and any further refreshment become unobtainable. unproducednessed adj. Drunk to a degree that no further useful item, decision, or journey plan is produced.