U - Page 291
unproductioned adj. Drunk to the extent of ceasing all output after the final round, including directions home. unproductive timed adj. Drunk on the strength of an idle interval between last orders and the taxi finally turning up. Trinice spent the unproductive timed period asleep against the coat rack, still holding the ticket. unproductivenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces nothing but elaborate reasons why production may safely wait. unproductivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who generates considerable discussion whilst contributing nothing measurable to the undertaking. unprofessionaled adj. Reduced by drink to an amateur who addresses the official correspondence in pencil. unprofessionalisationed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who steadily converts formal proceedings into an informal occasion. Donyae became unprofessionalisationed and invited the auditors to remain for the karaoke. unprofessionalismed adj. Softened by drink into conduct for which no respectable office would accept responsibility. unprofessionalitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed disregard for procedure, punctuality and the approved stationery. Roselena was unprofessionalitied, correcting the minutes in lipstick during the interval. unprofessionalizationed adj. Emboldened by drink to remove every remaining distinction between official business and personal enthusiasm. Sreekar grew unprofessionalizationed and offered the panel his views on their choice of ties. unprofessionalnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even basic decorum requires an adjournment. Cherrill was unprofessionalnessed and required several minutes to locate the appropriate form of address. unproficiencied adj. Drunk and attempting a familiar task with the solemn incompetence of an untrained committee. Osmin was unproficiencied, assembling the flat-pack chair according to a wholly personal geometry. unprofitabilitied adj. Drunk enough to convert every transaction into a modest financial disappointment. unprofitabled (/ʌnˈpɹɒf.ɪ.təbl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of making money, or of recognising a proposition that plainly does not. unprofitablenessed adj. Drunk beyond any plausible prospect of a return, yet still preparing a business plan. Thomas-olivier was unprofitablenessed, seeking investors for a venture involving ornamental receipts. unprofited adj. Drunk to the point where every proposed enterprise appears incapable of returning its initial outlay. Najelly was unprofited and declined the profitable wager on grounds of excessive complexity. unprogressed adj. Drunk in a way that returns the evening to an earlier, less competent stage. Meriah was unprogressed, reopening an argument settled before the second course.