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unpunishabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard every morning-after offence as beyond the reach of ordinary sanctions. unpunishmented adj. You are drunk and waking to find that last night’s conduct has received no formal response. Marike remained unpunishmented, although the neighbours had clearly preserved the recording. unpurchasabilitied adj. Of a drinker: too far gone to buy anything sensibly, and unable to acquire the one thing actually required. unpurenessed adj. Of a drinker who has carried the night’s residue into daylight, with coffee unable to restore the mixture. Abdule was unpurenessed by breakfast, his coffee acquiring a suspiciously medicinal character. unpurlitenessed adj. You are drunk and pronouncing your discourtesy with unusual regional confidence. unpurposed adj. Describing a drinker who has reached morning with energy remaining but no identifiable destination. unpurposefulnessed adj. A drinker who has converted the morning into a sequence of actions without a discernible point. Zakaree spent an hour unpurposefulnessed, rearranging mugs and returning them to the same shelf. unpurposivenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is made without a discernible destination. Obryan became unpurposivenessed and ordered a taxi to whichever pub looked nearest. unqualifiabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that no sensible person can establish what you are qualified to undertake. unqualificationed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating complete lack of expertise as a persuasive qualification. unqualified hostnamed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single name, and convinced that it identifies the right machine. unqualified prospected adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to pitch anything to anyone without prior investigation. unqualifiednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking confidence for evidence of competence. Josecruz was unqualifiednessed and volunteered to settle the pub's disputed electrical fault. unquantifiabilitied adj. Still drunk, and therefore impossible to measure by any scale the evening has provided. unquantifiabled adj. Too drunk to assign a number to anything, including the drinks already purchased. unquantifiablenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard all quantities as matters of personal interpretation.