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UAT'd adj. Of a drinker who has tested every available route home and accepted none as operational. Preesha got UAT'd at the station, rejecting the bus, taxi and bench as insufficiently reliable. UAV'd adj. Drunk beyond the need for a pilot, circling the conversation while friends maintain gentle remote control. Pegi was UAV'd and orbited the same anecdote until Kinly guided her towards the waiting car. UB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving in ways no ordinary account of the evening can specify. John-paul was UB'd on the stairs, where his route altered whenever anyone tried to observe it. UBAL'd adj. Too drunk to regard a legally significant reading as a reason to stop driving the conversation. Erdal was UBAL'd and insisted the breathalyser was merely being conversational. UBC'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and brushing every remaining thought in one direction before breakfast. Zihanna was UBC'd, sweeping the crumbs into one corner without noticing the untouched plate. UBE'd adj. The condition of a drinker who sends the same unnecessary message to everyone available. Brynae got UBE'd and invited the entire address book to breakfast. UBI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and distributing promises of regular unconditional support. Sebern got UBI'd and offered every table a standing allowance of crisps. UBO'd adj. Softened by drink into a trust with business ambitions and no visible person in charge. Calbe went UBO'd and left Kastle responsible for every coat, tab, and unprofitable undertaking. UC'd adj. Describing a drinker who keeps making urgent, unhelpful trips between the bar and the lavatory. Ellanah got UC'd before the crisps arrived, and spent the interval studying the loo door. UCAV'd adj. Drunk in a way that turns harmless conversation into a campaign, with companions assigned defensive positions. Jermarion was UCAV'd and launched an assault on the playlist, despite nobody defending it. UCD'd adj. The state of being drunk and arranging every round, coat, and taxi around the drinker's immediate requirements. Daejanay was UCD'd by closing and moved the entire coat queue into a more accommodating formation. UCE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a private invitation into a modest advertising campaign. Celedonia became UCE'd and promoted the pub's remaining peanuts. UCL'd adj. Having drunk more than the ligament could reasonably be expected to support, and still attempting sport. Ajna went UCL'd and attempted a celebratory throw with a rolled-up receipt. UCNI'd adj. Drunk, with the result that restricted information is disclosed to whoever is holding the crisps. Kesler went UCNI'd and revealed the biscuit arrangements to the whole table. UCO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating on recycled fuel with unreliable steering. Jermane crossed the car park on recycled energy, making frequent adjustments to his direction. UCP'd adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the glass, the coaster and the water in the same arrangement. Shaniayah was UCP'd and found the water glass beneath the sofa instead.