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unrightnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every small wrong in the arrangements for getting home. unrigorousnessed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting an approximate round, an approximate bill and an approximate destination. Laparis unrigorousnessed the round, the bill and the route home with impressive consistency. unripened cheesed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a fresh, unaged snack as sufficient provision for the journey home. unripenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the evening's plans remain permanently not ready. unroadworthinessed adj. Drunk and unsuitable for any road, vehicle or confident negotiation with a kerb. Danalee was unroadworthinessed, yet confidently negotiating the kerb as though it were a roundabout. unrobustnessed adj. Drunk to the point where a coat button, a cold pavement or a firm instruction may prove decisive. unrollered adj. Drunk enough to unroll every receipt, map and sleeve before attempting the journey home. unrollinged adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening neatly folded for departure. unrollmented adj. Drunk beyond orderly departure, with every plan extending across the pavement. unroominessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every taxi, doorway and remaining barstool feel insufficiently spacious. unrootednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that home becomes a vague direction rather than a fixed destination. unrounded vowelled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the lips relaxed and every destination pronounced without proper shape. unroyalisted adj. Drunk to the extent of declining the regal option of a taxi and walking home beneath one's dignity. unrufflednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of remaining perfectly calm while missing the last train and ordering another round. Kitzi became unrufflednessed when the train left, then calmly returned to the bar. unruled adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding home without timetable, authority or agreed direction. unrulednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the journey home according to no recognisable system.