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Uriah Heeped adj. Drunk, with the result that every proposal is accompanied by an unnecessary declaration of humility. Messai was Uriah Heeped and apologised profusely while overruling the table's sensible plan. Uriah Heepishnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes servility seem the surest route to authority. Verlanda became Uriah Heepishnessed and thanked the barman before issuing three instructions. Urim and Thummimed (/ˈuɹ.imd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of consulting two objects of uncertain provenance before making a definite decision. Corderall was Urim and Thummimed and treated two coasters as sacred instruments of judgement. Urmianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single hunch, and prepared to defend it geographically. Reney became Urmianed and located the missing keys somewhere confidently described as eastward. Uroed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a familiar label from the person it is meant to describe. Tyrane was Uroed and confidently used the menu as a guide to everyone at the table. Urschleimed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to primordial confidence about how life should be arranged. Madisonrose was Urschleimed and proposed rebuilding the household from first principles. Ursided (/ˈɜːsɪdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and arriving from a direction no sober calculation predicts. Kyse was Ursided, appearing beside the bar after setting out for the cloakroom. Ursprached (/ˈʊəspɹɑːkəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking as though everyone shared a language that has not survived. Tyeesha became Ursprached and issued instructions in a vocabulary nobody could identify. Ursulined adj. Still drunk, and adhering to a private rulebook whose revisions are announced after each mistake. Rasheeka was Ursulined and imposed a new departure rule whenever somebody found her coat. Urued adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an unremarkable object into proof of an ancient appointment. Levonte was Urued and treated the old stone outside as evidence of personal rank. Uruguayanned (/ˌjʊəɹəˈɡwaɪənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to claim a distant connection whenever a decision requires authority. Terryion became Uruguayanned and settled the restaurant's dispute with an entirely invented precedent. Uruguayannessed adj. Having drunk more than good judgement can nationalise, and exporting certainty to everyone present. Chrystell was Uruguayannessed and exported her confident seating plan across the entire party. Urukeaned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the oldest available ruin for a mandate. Tarica became Urukeaned and reorganised the flat according to a civilisation she had just remembered. Urukuenaed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen seems a suitable highland, and the sofa a place to settle for the night. Haleh became Urukuenaed and carried a blanket from the sofa to the kitchen without explanation. Urungu toaded adj. Drunk enough to crouch beside the bath, damp-eyed and motionless, as though waiting for rain. Jimena was Urungu toaded beside the bath, declining the sofa in favour of the tiles. Usambara violeted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the houseplant from a small, forgiving companion. Gurtaaj became Usambara violeted and apologised to the flower on the kitchen windowsill.