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unscrutablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has become impossible to read, particularly when asked whether the glass is water. Nixen was unscrutablenessed when asked whether the bedside tumbler contained water or yesterday’s decision. unsealed roaded adj. Of a drinker: confidently choosing the roughest route home because it appears more direct. unsealered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every closed container for a personal challenge. unsealinged adj. Describing a drinker who opens confidential matters with the ceremony of breaking a seal. unseamanshipped adj. A drinker who confidently navigates by instinct, despite having mistaken the harbour for the car park. unsearchabled (/ʌnˈsəːtʃəb(ə)ld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the answer has become unknowable, chiefly because nobody can find the question. Henny became unsearchabled and misplaced the reason for entering the kitchen. unsearchablenessed adj. Drunk beyond finding the bar, the door, or the point at which the tab began. Odilia became unsearchablenessed and asked the landlord where the pub was, from inside it. unseasonabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and acting at precisely the wrong time, with excellent confidence in the timing. unseasonablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who introduces an unsuitable idea and immediately schedules it for action. unseatered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently removes the stable arrangement and offers to improve it. unseaworthinessed adj. Reduced by drink to a vessel that should not leave harbour, yet insists it knows the channel. unsecrecied adj. Softened by drink into treating every private thought as suitable material for public discussion. Jahlayah got unsecrecied and disclosed the family arrangement to the entire taxi rank. unsecretivenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into volunteering information with the brisk certainty of an official announcement. Aliyah-rose was unsecretivenessed, announcing the family finances with the gravity of a budget statement. unsectarianed adj. Loosened by drink into joining every faction at once, confident that disagreement is merely a seating plan. unsectarianismed adj. Emboldened by drink to unite opposing camps through a proposal nobody has considered sensible. Kanoi became unsectarianismed and invited both dart teams to share one trophy. unsecured creditored adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the kitchen table as collateral and make a general claim on the sofa. Linvel, unsecured creditored, pledged the kitchen table for one last glass of water.