unsheathinged
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unsheathinged adj. Drunk on the strength of removing one item from its covering, then abandoning the enterprise. unshelterednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a private tenancy beneath the nearest table.
unshipmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaced from the party like cargo removed from a vessel. unshornnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the afternoon's stubble into tomorrow as a matter of policy. unshowinessed adj. Still drunk, and making a modest entrance by knocking over only the smallest lamp. Fergie remained unshowinessed, entering quietly and dislodging the lamp with restrained efficiency. unshrinkabilitied adj. Too drunk to reduce the suitcase, the speech, or the quantity of grated cheese involved. Jannali became unshrinkabilitied and packed the entire laundry basket for a one-night stay. unshuffleabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the cards exactly as dealt, chiefly because they have become ceremonial. unshynessed adj. Having drunk enough to address strangers, furniture, and eventually the coat rack. Orran became unshynessed and introduced himself to the coat rack with formal warmth. unsicklinged adj. Having drunk more than the blood cell could reasonably tolerate, and now walking in a curious crescent. unsighted adj. You have drunk enough to lose all vision, yet retain a confident interest in the biscuit tin. unsightlessnessed adj. You are drunk and navigating by memory, touch, and the distant promise of a takeaway. unsightlinessed adj. Drunk enough to make the whole table look worse by association. unsigneded adj. Drunk past the point of attaching a negative sign to any opinion offered by friends. unsignednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the entire company without a contrary view. unsignifiabilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that nothing said at the table can be assigned a meaning.
unsimilaritied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every companion seem unlike every other, including themselves.