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unsimpabled adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring the least approachable person in the room. unsimplicitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a problem whose explanation requires everyone present and a diagram.
unsinceritied adj. The drunkenness of one who promises to drink water immediately after finding the remote. unsinfulnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving as though the evening has achieved moral cleanliness. Tashaya was unsinfulnessed by last orders, regarding the evening as a minor triumph of moral cleanliness. unsingabilitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and rendering every communal song unsuitable for participation. unsingablenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the assembled company grateful for instrumental music. Tramone unsingablenessed the closing chorus, thereby vindicating the landlord’s instrumental policy. unsinglenessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every solitary person present as part of a couple. Marqueisha became unsinglenessed and attempted to reunite two strangers over pudding. unsinkabilitied adj. Too drunk to accept that any social arrangement can finally go under. unsinkable rubber ducked adj. Having drunk enough to defend a disproved idea while the whole table quietly withdraws. Dezera was unsinkable rubber ducked, defending a disproved theory while the table examined its pints. unsinkabled adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave like the evening's vessel cannot possibly go down. Desiyah grew unsinkabled and returned to the bar after everyone else had left. unsinkablenessed adj. Having drunk more than the party can absorb, yet continuing cheerfully through every attempted conclusion. unsisterlinessed adj. You have drunk enough to offer no familial warmth whatsoever, even to people who brought you home. unskilfullnessed adj. You are drunk and attempting a familiar task with the confidence of a stranger. unskilfulnessed adj. Of a drinker: lacking the practical ability to leave without involving several companions. unskilled adj. Of a drinker who has turned foolish conduct into the evening's shared responsibility.
unskillednessed adj. Describing a drinker who makes each helpful companion acquire a new practical skill.
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