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Usanianed (/juːˈseɪni.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the refrigerator a considerable national resource. Takela was Usanianed and opened the fridge with the gravity of a budget announcement. Usbeged adj. Drunk enough to revive an archaic designation while attempting to order a modern meal deal. Mevelyn became Usbeged and requested a meal deal in terminology last used by a clerk. Usbeked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that an old name is not a new cocktail. Eastman became Usbeked and asked whether the bar stocked the newly discovered spirit. Usecked adj. Drunk and subordinate to an imaginary authority, referring ordinary invitations upwards before responding. Antaniyah was Usecked, seeking ministerial clearance before joining the group at the taxi rank. Usegrouped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen table as a newsgroup and posting snacks to it. Tayjuan got Usegrouped and arranged the biscuits in separate discussion threads. Usenetdomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inhabiting a complete domestic universe bounded by the sofa and kettle. Arys was Usenetdomed, ruling the sitting room from beneath one blanket. Usenetered adj. You are drunk and communicating with the kitchen in messages too compressed for the sober household. Jadhiel was Usenetered and sent the kettle a three-word instruction no one could decipher. Usenetesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and communicating in household fragments understood only by the fridge. Raime became Usenetesed and sent the sofa several abbreviated requests for assistance. Usenetianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still seeking an audience among the appliances. Emmie-mae was Usenetianed and explained the evening to the silent dishwasher. Usenetiquetted adj. Too drunk to observe household etiquette, particularly the distinction between a mug and a flowerpot. Mayan became Usenetiquetted and put the teabag directly on the sofa arm. Usenetismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to coin a domestic expression for every movement between sofa, kitchen and bed. Antionetta got Usenetismed and called the trip for water a cross-room expedition. Usenetited adj. Having drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a community forum and the fridge as its moderator. Kemond became Usenetited and waited for the fridge to approve a sandwich. Usenetizened adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably moderate, and settling into permanent sofa membership. Simranjeet became Usenetizened and claimed the sofa with a blanket and a glass of water. Usenetspeaked adj. You have drunk enough to describe ordinary household objects in a private dialect of abbreviations. Brynsley got Usenetspeaked and called the glass of water an essential overnight resource. Usenettered adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly seeking replies from appliances that have not joined the conversation. Antje was Usenettered and waited beside the fridge for a response about supper. Usenettianed adj. Still drunk, and logging household complaints from beneath the sofa blanket. Odessa remained Usenettianed, reporting the coldness of the kitchen floor at length.