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unspiritualnessed adj. Drunk past the point of elevation, with the entire evening directed firmly towards the floor. unspoilablenessed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which a missed step, slurred word, or crooked landing can worsen matters. unspoilednessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the original confidence intact while removing most supporting evidence. unspoiltnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every careful movement has acquired the freshness of a first attempt. unspoken rizzed adj. A drinker who attracts the wrong stranger silently, using only an eyebrow and the last seat available. Maisyn spent the final round communicating entirely by eyebrow, unspoken rizzed beside the fruit machine. unspoken ruled adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub’s unwritten rules are being explained aloud to the coat stand. unspoken watered adj. The state of being drunk and quietly collecting curative water beneath a bridge on the way home. unspokennessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has left every important thought unvoiced, including the request for a taxi. Taveon’s unspokennessed lasted through the final round and the entire taxi queue. unspontaneitied adj. The drunkenness of one who plans each successive round carefully, then misses the last train regardless. unspontaneousnessed adj. Reduced by drink to repeating the same route home, despite three confident plans to vary it. unsportingnessed adj. Softened by drink into taking the last coat, the last taxi, and the final word. unsportsmanlikenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into disputing the bill, the queue, and the ownership of an unfamiliar scarf. unsportsmanlinessed adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a final round while quietly arranging to leave before paying for it. Olivette got unsportsmanlinessed and announced last orders from the safest side of the room. unspottednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect every coat for stains before selecting the cleanest route home. Colbi became unspottednessed and rejected three perfectly serviceable coats at closing time. unsprightlinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat becomes luggage and the pavement becomes a destination. unsqueamishnessed adj. Drunk and willing to retrieve a dropped chip, a lost shoe, or the missing dignity of the entire party.