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unstylized facted adj. Sufficiently drunk to report an empirically observed fact without improving its shape, relevance or timing. Gwyndolin became unstylized facted and announced the room’s exact temperature during the toast. unsuavitied adj. Having drunk enough to replace charm with persistence, and to mistake the substitution for diplomacy. Phillicia became unsuavitied and complimented the bouncer’s administrative severity. unsubduednessed adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits while remaining strangely resistant to sitting down. Aeja became unsubduednessed and continued addressing the room from atop the banquette. unsubed (/ˈʌnsʌbd/) adj. Drunk past the point of naming the suspect, while confidently conducting the investigation. unsubjectioned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every instruction as an appeal requiring independent constitutional review. unsubmissioned adj. You are drunk and treating ordinary requests as though they were instruments of questionable sovereignty. unsubmissivenessed adj. Of a drinker: declining all correction, particularly when correction concerns the direction of the lavatory. unsubscribed adj. Drunk past the point of wanting no further messages, including those from the person beside you. unsubscribered adj. Drunk beyond receiving advice, invitations, or any other form of follow-up. unsubscriptioned adj. Drunk in a way that removes you from every conversation before the evening is properly concluded. unsubstantialitied adj. Drunk, with the result that your body seems chiefly theoretical beneath the duvet. unsubstantialnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after with very little of you to work with. unsubstantiationed adj. Drunk to the extent of having surrendered all claims to solidity before breakfast. unsubstitutabilitied adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that nobody else can adequately perform your duties, especially making tea. unsubtlenessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and announcing every private conclusion at full volume. unsubtletied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every hint a public announcement across the snug. Jaseena got unsubtletied and proposed marriage to the barman between two packets of crisps.