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Usher syndromed adj. A drinker who has lost track of both the conversation and where the kitchen ends. Marilla became Usher syndromed and searched for the kitchen while standing in its doorway. Ushpizinned adj. A drinker so far gone that seven uninvited guests could be accommodated beneath the sofa blanket. Zebulan became Ushpizinned and set seven places around the coffee table for imaginary visitors. Ushuaianed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that the journey from sofa to kitchen qualifies as an expedition. Nelvia became Ushuaianed and packed a blanket before walking to the kitchen for water. Usipetesed adj. Drunk to the extent of crossing every boundary in sight, though not necessarily the pub's threshold. Talyn became Usipetesed and treated the bar mat as a frontier. Usipiied adj. Drunk on the strength of two pints and an unearned sense of historical importance. Bettee grew Usipiied and claimed the corner booth as inherited territory. Uskoked adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a guerrilla campaign against the bar snacks. Synai went Uskoked and made repeated raids on the pork scratchings. Usonanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding the whole pub as home territory. Jabraylin was Usonanned before the landlord had finished pulling the ales. Usonianed (/juːˈsoʊni.ənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the final bell as a suggestion. Nitaya was Usonianed, still negotiating warmly with the optics of the fruit machine. Usonianismed adj. Still drunk, and defending every pub custom as though it were constitutional law. Om became Usonianismed and disputed the correct order of crisps and pickled eggs. Ussing chambered adj. Too drunk to distinguish between testing a membrane and leaning on one. Teretha got Ussing chambered and spent ten minutes examining the pub's draught excluder. Ussurian bullheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed head first, with the quiet persistence of a bottom-feeding fish. Betsy went Ussurian bullheaded into the crowded bar and emerged with two halves. Ustaranaed adj. Having drunk enough to form a wandering fellowship around the nearest unattended table. Manases became Ustaranaed and recruited three strangers for an expedition to the smoking area. Ustashaed adj. Having drunk more than the conversation could withstand, and taking charge of its direction. Artadius grew Ustashaed and reorganised the pub quiz without being asked. Ustashed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a minor disagreement into a campaign. Sheketha got Ustashed over the jukebox and began canvassing the entire bar. Ustranied adj. You are drunk and travelling from one conversational camp to another without settling anywhere. Kayanne was Ustranied, joining every table before finishing a single sentence. Usunned adj. Of a drinker: wandering in a loose formation, all heading for the last available stool. Watha was Usunned, circling the bar with three other hopeful customers.