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untendernessed adj. Drunk and handling every heartfelt disclosure as though it were a disputed bar bill. unterfirered adj. Drunk to the point where a ceremonial escort becomes a slow procession between the bar and the lavatory. untermensched adj. The condition of a drinker who has become, by morning, less than fully persuaded of his own importance. untestabilitied adj. Drunk enough to make every claim in the pub impossible to verify before another round intervenes. unthanked adj. Drunk past the point of noticing who bought the round, or why anyone expected gratitude. unthankfulnessed adj. Drunk beyond acknowledging favours, lifts, or the person who has found your missing shoe. untheatricalitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes even a dramatic entrance look like a misplaced visit to the bar. unthinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor pub matter becomes an absurdity not worth resolving. unthinkabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary thoughts have become too ambitious for the present round. Jarika grew unthinkabilitied and stared at the crisps as though their flavour required research. unthinkablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the next sentence, the bill, and the walk home equally beyond contemplation. unthinkered adj. Drunk on the strength of having stopped thinking, wisely or otherwise, several rounds ago. unthinkingnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding by instinct, habit, and whichever door opens first. Joyetta was unthinkingnessed after last orders, selecting doors by instinct rather than any defensible plan. unthoroughnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and completing each task with one conspicuous part still missing. unthoughted adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving every useful idea somewhere between the snug and the taxi rank. unthoughtfulnessed adj. Still drunk, and failing to notice that the person beside you has been waiting for the crisps. unthreateningnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing harmless while standing far too close to the karaoke machine.