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unthrifted (/ˈʌnθɹɪftd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a necessary round from an extravagant one, particularly when holding the tab. unthriftinessed adj. Loosened by drink into spending the evening's entire fortune on crisps and ceremonial taxi fare. Aalyia became unthriftinessed and bought every packet of crisps displayed beside the till. unthriftnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to waste away the evening's resources, beginning with the crisps. unthrivingnessed adj. Slowed by drink to a condition of gradual collapse, requiring considerable encouragement to reach the kebab shop. Perette became unthrivingnessed and took twenty minutes to cross the pavement for a kebab. untidinessed adj. Drunk and arranging possessions according to no discernible system, particularly the contents of a handbag. untidynessed adj. Drunk to the point where every object has been put down, but nothing has been put away. untiered adj. Drunk enough to undo every knot encountered, including those securing perfectly serviceable carrier bags. untightnessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining tension, so that the tie becomes a decorative scarf. Rosston grew untightnessed and allowed his tie to descend gradually towards the soup. untimed adj. Drunk in a way that abolishes the evening's sequence, leaving only another round and a vague dawn. untimelinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrival is untimely, including the one at your own front door. untirabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes stopping for the night seem an administrative inconvenience. untireablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing inexhaustible energy, chiefly for rearranging the furniture. untirednessed adj. Drunk on the strength of having forgotten that fatigue was scheduled for later. untiringnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still engaged in the solemn business of finding the other glove. untogethered (/ˌʌntəˈɡɛðəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer arranged as one coherent person at the coat stand. untogethernessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and composed of several intentions which have ceased communicating.