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ununtriumed adj. Drunk to the point where speech arrives in three fragments, none of which joins the others. Arbor became ununtriumed and delivered his address in three carefully separated beginnings. unununiumed adj. Drunk enough to conduct a roentgenium-grade experiment in whether the stairs remain stationary. unuprightnessed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining an upright relationship with the vertical. unurgencied adj. Drunk beyond any useful hurry, including the hurry required to avoid falling down the stairs. unusabilitied adj. Drunk in a way that renders every ordinary task, including standing, unsuitable for its intended purpose. Arie was unusabilitied by supper and used the umbrella as a support for reaching the sofa. unusabled adj. Drunk, with the result that the limbs are no longer fit for coordinated use. unusablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes speech, balance and the staircase collectively impractical. Esamai was unusablenessed by eleven and delivered her explanation from the bottom step. unused adj. Drunk to the extent of abandoning all previously practised methods of walking, speaking and climbing. Storey went unused on the stairs, disregarding every useful technique acquired since infancy. unusednessed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving every coat, glass and coat-hook untouched. Calli was unusednessed, leaving every coat, glass and coat-hook exactly where it stood. unusefulnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can contribute nothing to the journey home except misplaced confidence. Taniko became unusefulnessed and attempted to direct the taxi using a beer mat. unusualed (/ʌnˈjuːʒuəld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats ordinary last orders as an anomaly requiring investigation. unusualitied adj. Softened by drink into finding every ordinary round and departure quietly remarkable. unusualnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the usual route home as evidence of something exceptional. unutilitied adj. Loosened by drink into abandoning every practical use for the coat, the map and the remaining change. unutopiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the journey home as a carefully administered dystopia. unutterabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to a silence from which even the request for a taxi cannot be articulated.