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unutterabled (/(ˌ)ʌnˈʌt(ə)ɹəbl̩d/) adj. Drunk and unable to say whether the coat belongs to you or merely resembles yours. unutterablenessed adj. Drunk to the point where last orders are announced but never successfully repeated. unvaluablenessed adj. Drunk enough to regard a lost coat, a cancelled bus and the final round as matters of great worth. unvalued adj. Drunk past the point of assigning value to money, coats or the sensible route home. unvariablenessed adj. Drunk beyond accepting any alteration to the established sequence of rounds, coats and taxis. unvariednessed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every round, conversation and attempt at departure indistinguishable from the last. unvarnishednessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home is described plainly, repeatedly and without useful qualification. Zarai became unvarnishednessed and explained the taxi fare with unnecessary numerical precision. unvaryingnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that every farewell, wrong turn and request for another round follows the same pattern. unveilednessed adj. Drunk to the extent of revealing the contents of every pocket while searching for the cloakroom ticket. Isbella became unveilednessed and displayed receipts, keys and a bus ticket to the barman. unveilered adj. Drunk on the strength of uncovering a coat that has been visible on the same peg all evening. Katori was unveilered, triumphantly uncovering a coat that had occupied the same peg all evening. unveilinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually uncovering the route home from receipts and instinct. unveilmented adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each recovered coat as a formal unveiling. unvengefulnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and willing to forgive the missing change, the cold chips and the locked gate. unveracitied adj. Still drunk, and giving the journey home an account whose accuracy declines with every round. unverifiabilitied adj. Too drunk to establish which pub served the last round, or whether the coat leaving with you is yours. Tikeyah was unverifiabilitied and could not confirm having paid for the final round. unverifiablenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the route home, the missing coat and the final receipt impossible to verify. Jerrall was unverifiablenessed, offering three incompatible accounts of the walk home.