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unwarrantabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance claims whose evidential foundation would not support a garden shed. Maita became unwarrantabilitied and attributed the missing keys to a municipal conspiracy. unwarrantablenessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard an unsupported conclusion as a respectable contribution to inquiry. unwarrantednessed adj. Having drunk more than the available facts could possibly justify, and supplying the remainder personally. unwashabled adj. You have drunk enough to become impervious to ordinary remedial treatment, including soap and advice. unwashed massesed adj. You are drunk and addressing the assembled company as though admission to your circle had been their administrative error. Sahnnon got unwashed massesed and delivered a lecture on standards to the queue for the toilets. unwashednessed adj. Of a drinker: presenting the neglected appearance of someone for whom the washbasin has become theoretical. Katheine was unwashednessed, wearing last night's gravy as an unregistered accessory. unwashennessed adj. Of a drinker who has forgotten both washing and the institutional expectation that either should occur. unwatchabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who has become so difficult to observe that the audience begins assisting with the exits. unwatchfulnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning's cup of tea entirely unobserved until cold. unwateringed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning requires removing water from every surface and garment. unwaveringnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning-after route to the kettle remains perfectly straight. unwealed adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting the morning without welfare, prosperity, or a serviceable breakfast. Jamore was unwealed by morning, with no prosperity, welfare or serviceable breakfast in sight. unwealthed adj. Drunk on the strength of having spent both money and the morning's intended reserve. Jenita unwealthed the morning, discovering that last night had spent both the cash and the contingency. unwearabled adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer able to identify which clothes are fit for public life. Tannaz arrived unwearabled, wearing yesterday's shirt and carrying today's trousers. unweariablenessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently incapable of becoming tired before the morning appointment. Rhetta remained unweariablenessed at dawn, discussing toast with the stamina of a committee. unweariednessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and still treating the morning after as an extension of the evening. Arafa was unweariednessed at breakfast, proposing a fresh itinerary for the previous night.