unwholsomnessed
unwinnabilitied

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unwholsomnessed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the morning's stale leftovers as both breakfast and therapeutic intervention. unwickednessed adj. Softened by drink into apologising to the kettle for the condition in which it found you.
unwieldinessed adj. Still drunk, and requiring both hands, a clear route, and considerable encouragement to reach the taxi. unwieldlinessed adj. Too drunk to handle a simple object without first making it part of the furniture. unwieldynessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every straightforward task require a second person and a wider doorway. unwifelinessed adj. Having drunk enough to offer marital advice to strangers while possessing no relevant qualification. unwigginged adj. Having drunk more than enough to remove the wrong person’s hairpiece with professional confidence. Btittany became unwigginged and congratulated the magistrate on his unexpectedly natural hair. unwilfulnessed adj. You have drunk enough to decline every plan, then firmly appoint yourself responsible for its success. unwilled adj. Of a drinker: acting without desire, intention, or any apparent connection to the plan. unwillfulnessed adj. You are drunk and declining responsibility for a decision you have just imposed on everyone. Lisha went unwillfulnessed and appointed everyone else to implement the decision. unwillingnessed adj. Of a drinker who has rejected the sensible option but remains determined to reject it again. unwindased adj. A drinker who separates every tightly held thought until the conversation has no remaining structure. Joelyn unwindased every conversation until the table had nothing left to say. unwinded (/ʌnˈwaɪndd/) adj. Describing a drinker who loosens every arrangement, including the one keeping him upright. unwindered adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining reserve is released, preferably into an ill-timed promise. unwindinged adj. The state of being drunk and gradually unravelling a plan that was already working.
unwinnabilitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted a minor disagreement into a contest no one can win. Taimak became unwinnabilitied and challenged the barmaid to prove the table was rectangular.
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