unwisdomed
unworldinessed

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unwisdomed (/(ˌ)ʌnˈwɪzdəmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes confidence for wisdom and proceeds to demonstrate the difference. unwisenessed adj. Reduced by drink to choosing the impressive option whenever the sensible one is plainly available.
unwishfulnessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a plan you opposed, provided you may still describe it as yours. unwited (/ˈʌnwɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a confidence that mistakes a missing fact for a settled conclusion. Daryll grew unwited and corrected the chef about a dish he had not tasted. unwittingnessed adj. Loosened by drink into making consequential choices without noticing that choices are being made. unwomanlinessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary task acquires an unnecessarily ceremonial procedure. Lesliee grew unwomanlinessed and folded her receipt into an elaborate paper boat. unwomanned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge an ordinary arrangement as though appointed to reform it. unwontednessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating an unprecedented breakfast decision as though custom had requested it. Alzonia was unwontednessed, serving soup at breakfast with the calm of established practice. unwordinessed adj. Drunk to the point where a complete explanation has been reduced to one emphatic gesture. unworkabilitied adj. You are drunk and have made the kitchen arrangements impossible to carry out, though they seemed sound at the time. unworkabled adj. Of a drinker: no longer capable of making the sofa, the glass and the journey to bed function together. unworkablenessed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the simplest household task to a negotiation with gravity. unworked adj. Drunk enough to regard every unfinished task as evidence that delegation has already occurred. unworkednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has left every domestic task untouched, but has arranged the cushions thoroughly. unworkinged adj. A drinker who dismantles the evening's arrangements, including those concerning supper and the spare bed.
unworldinessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sitting room seems a remote country and the sofa a diplomatic refuge.