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unworldlinessed adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly detached from kitchens, clocks and the ordinary claims of furniture. Fenet was unworldlinessed and left the toast in the toaster until morning. unworriednessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the overflowing sink as a matter for another, calmer civilisation. White was unworriednessed and watched the bath tap run while holding a glass of water. unworshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who accords the household gods no respect, particularly the alarm clock. unworthed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the sofa, the cold supper and yourself as equally undeserving of further effort. unworthied (/ʌnˈwɝðid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the sofa beneath you and the kitchen above your responsibilities. unworthinessed adj. Softened by drink into accepting that the kitchen floor is an adequate place for a brief domestic pause. unworthnessed adj. Loosened by drink into assigning no particular value to supper, tidiness or the intended destination of the glass. unworthynessed adj. Sharpened by drink into questioning the worthiness of every household object, beginning with the toaster. Shaliyah unworthynessed the toaster, then extended the inquiry to the coat stand. unwrapped (/ʌnˈɹæpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to removing one layer of packaging at a time, with the parcel eventually beside the glass. unwrappered adj. Drunk and opening household parcels with the solemn concentration usually reserved for surgery. unwrappinged adj. Drunk to the point where a packet of biscuits acquires several stages, none of them conclusive. unwrinklednessed adj. Drunk enough to smooth the sofa cushions repeatedly, while leaving the person beneath them entirely rumpled. unwritten ruled adj. Drunk past the point of observing the household convention that the last person up fills the kettle. unwrittennessed adj. Drunk beyond the need for explanations, leaving the night's domestic decisions unrecorded and mostly incomprehensible. unyagoed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey from kitchen to sofa into a private ceremony of small gestures. Tavarez went unyagoed between kitchen and sofa, performing each small movement with ceremonial seriousness. unyieldingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa will not be surrendered and the glass of water must come to you.