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unyokeablenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that separates you from every useful task, leaving the kitchen and the sofa in different jurisdictions. unyokinged adj. Drunk to the extent of removing the day's burdens, the shoes and eventually the cushion from the sofa. unyouthfulnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of an evening spent discussing indigestion, early nights and the merits of a firm sofa. unzealousnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot summon the enthusiasm to fetch the next round. Korrigan was unzealousnessed and let the crisps remain on the far side of the table. unzippered adj. The drunkenness of one who extracts every conversation from its compressed form, at unnecessary length. unzippinged adj. Reduced by drink to opening up in stages, with private matters emerging one by one. unzokied adj. Softened by drink into a small, sweet citrus fruit, yielding readily to gentle handling. Kearstyn was unzokied beside the bar, agreeable to every suggestion and easily peeled from the argument. up and down housed adj. Loosened by drink into a two-storey arrangement, with thoughts occupying separate floors. up and down straight drawed adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue either of two openings, regardless of what the hand actually holds. up and over doored adj. Slowed by drink to rise vertically before retreating, as though leaving through a garage. Dorenda went up and over doored at the bar, lifting herself carefully before drifting backwards. up and undered adj. Drunk and sending the conversation a long way over everyone's heads, then underneath them. up antiquarked adj. Drunk enough to behave like the negatively charged absence of an otherwise sensible person. up bowed adj. Drunk past the point of drawing every conversation from its tip back to its root. Shaundra was up bowed and dragged the pub's smallest remark through several solemn variations. up gazed adj. Drunk in a way that fixes the eyes upwards while the feet continue without supervision. up hered adj. Drunk in a way that produces a high five whenever another hand comes within reach. up lined adj. Drunk, with the result that every route through the pub leads towards the principal terminus: the bar.