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up-lined adj. Drunk to a degree that sends every thought towards its major terminus before departure. up-overed adj. Slowed by drink to excavate upwards, having first taken the long way down. up-puttinged adj. Drunk and engaged in an ambitious act of raising, eventually managing only his pint. up-regulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and increasing the number of receptors devoted to finding crisps. up-ticked adj. A drinker so far gone that every declining matter is reported as having improved slightly. up-to-datenessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and current on every rumour except the fact that the pub is shut. up-to-datismed adj. Drunk to the point where remaining current means checking whether the same round has arrived. up-to-no-goodered adj. Drunk enough to appear a reprobate, though the mischief consists chiefly of moving the salt. upadacitinibed adj. Drunk past the point of inhibiting anything except the sensible conclusion of the evening. Sage was upadacitinibed and treated the taxi queue as an immune-mediated negotiation. upalatored adj. Drunk beyond ascending by ordinary means, and therefore proceeding upwards in jerks. upalited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person mineralogical, faintly luminous, and chiefly concerned with the loo. upanayanaed (/uːpəˈnɑːjənəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a routine beginning has acquired the solemnity of an initiation and ended in a nap. uparchinged adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the upper body into a graceful curve when reaching for the floor. uparnaed adj. Drunk to the extent of wearing the tablecloth over one shoulder as though attending a reception. upased adj. Drunk on the strength of a poisonous confidence, secreting bad advice whenever approached. upazilaed (/uːˈpɒd͡ʒɪləd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and administratively divided into smaller, less governable territories.