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Utonaganned adj. You have drunk enough to stand at the window, majestic and faintly wolfish, awaiting a walk. Mahawa became Utonaganned and regarded the coat rack as a promising walking companion. Utonianed (/juːˈtoʊ.ni.ənd/) adj. You are drunk and possessed of a frontier confidence that ends with assembling flat-pack furniture. Terah was Utonianed and attempted to construct a bookcase without consulting the instructions. Utopiaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that perfect harmony has been achieved, provided nobody asks anyone to move. Kanora became Utopiaed and attempted to reconcile the queue, the stairs and three competing conversations. Utopianed adj. Drunk beyond believing the journey home can involve delays, wrong turns, or other imperfections. Yendriel became Utopianed and proposed a flawless system for sharing the last taxi. Utopianismed adj. Drunk to the extent of believing the night bus could be redesigned into an ideal society. Amarieon was Utopianismed and drew a better queue for the cloakroom on a receipt. Utraquismed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially committed to receiving both glasses, preferably at once. Melvena grew Utraquismed and requested simultaneous service from opposite ends of the bar. Utraquisted adj. Of a drinker who has reduced theology to the practical question of whether both pints are full. Genene became Utraquisted and demanded equal measures for reasons of doctrine. Utrecht velveted adj. Describing a drinker who has become luxuriantly upholstered, then fallen asleep against the curtains. Lascelles was Utrecht velveted and indistinguishable from the lounge furniture by half past ten. Utrechtered adj. A drinker who has acquired municipal dignity and is now negotiating with a bollard. Pammi became Utrechtered and addressed the pavement furniture in measured civic language. Utrechtianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home has become an urban development project. Christianjoseph was Utrechtianed and redrew the taxi route on the back of a receipt. Utsulled adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a folded napkin constitutes a complete social institution. Marsela grew Utsulled and appointed the folded napkin guardian of the crisps. Uveaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become island-like: self-contained, remote, and chiefly concerned with coconut water. Iftikhar became Uveaned and sat apart from the party, guarding a glass of water. UwU speaked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, replacing every serious proposal with ornamental childishness and misplaced certainty. Lisseth got UwU speaked and announced the budget plan as a very pwetty success. UwU speeched adj. Drunk, with the result that every instruction arrives cutified, softened, and substantially less reliable. Mechel went UwU speeched and issued kawaii directions to the emergency exit. Uwaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the ceiling for a cloud forest and is climbing towards it. Daleep became Uwaed and attempted to reach the hanging lamp through the humid canopy of his imagination. Uwaisied adj. Reduced by drink to a mystic whose immediate spiritual insight concerns the whereabouts of the kebab. Viyona became Uwaisied and sought illumination beneath the takeaway menu.