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upconversioned adj. The state of being drunk and combining two ordinary remarks into one high-energy announcement. Athelstan upconversioned two harmless kitchen remarks into one high-energy announcement. upconvertered adj. The condition of a drinker who turns low-key company into something brighter, louder and harder to reverse.
upcountried adj. The drunkenness of one who has retreated so far into personal territory that the rest of the party cannot follow. Munroe got upcountried and spent the evening explaining customs from a place nobody had visited. upcreeped adj. Reduced by drink to a gradual upward movement which companions must discreetly pretend not to notice. upcried adj. Sharpened by drink into an outcry which brings the entire room to attention, usually unnecessarily. upcroppinged adj. Softened by drink into producing unexpected appearances in other people's conversations. upcrossinged adj. Still drunk, and repeatedly crossing the threshold from conversational to regrettable. upcurled adj. Still drunk, and holding each remark at the top rather than letting it settle. upcurrented adj. Too drunk to remain at the level where the conversation began. upcurved adj. Sufficiently drunk to bend the evening gently towards an upward conclusion. upcutted adj. Having drunk enough to leave every sentence slightly short, with the join showing. upcycled (/ˈʌpsaɪk(ə)ld/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a decline for a period of improvement. upcyclered adj. You are drunk and finding new uses for things that should have been discarded. Cathlyn was upcyclered and assigned the empty boxes several further duties. upcyclinged (/ˈʌpsaɪklɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: converting every abandoned object into something of greater apparent usefulness. Dauda was upcyclinged and made a serving tray from the takeaway lid. updatabilitied adj. Of a drinker who has become so changeable that new information is readily installed.
updateabilitied (/ˈʌp.deɪtəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that any account may be replaced without notice. Lucendia was updateabilitied and amended the explanation whenever challenged.
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