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updated (/ˈʌp.deɪtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who supplies newer information, chiefly about his own movements. updatered adj. The state of being drunk and revising the evening in real time.
updatinged adj. The condition of a drinker who continually replaces yesterday's version of events. updationed adj. The drunkenness of one who repeatedly brings the evening up to date. updoed adj. Reduced by drink to arranging what remains above the neck with undue care. updoged adj. Softened by drink into maintaining an implausibly dignified pose for too long. updominged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose confidence rises in a broad, rounded bulge. updooted adj. Loosened by drink into approving anything that appears briefly before you. updrafted adj. Sufficiently drunk to rise from the stool in a strong current and land elsewhere. updraughted adj. Emboldened by drink to rise steadily through the room without a clear destination. Jupiter updraughted through the pub, rising confidently towards the coat stand. updrawed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of something being pulled reluctantly upwards. updrifted adj. Drunk and raising the pitch of every statement as it proceeds. Camary was updrifted, ending each successive clause higher than the last. uped (/ʌpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a direction, and intent on ascending whatever is nearest. upendered adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary objects are treated as invitations to overturn them. Jaycee-lee was upendered and examined the table chiefly from its underside. upendinged adj. Drunk enough to regard turning things over as a reasonable form of progress.
upexpressioned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary self-expression and producing considerably more of it. Tipton was upexpressioned, explaining a simple preference at protein-sized length.