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upholdstered adj. Drunk and dealing in secondhand furniture with the solemnity of a man restoring civilisation. upholdsteried adj. Drunk in a way that treats furniture repair as an obsolete but binding trade obligation. upholstered (/əˈpɒl.stə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface appears to require padding, springs, and a professional finish. upholsterer beed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a poppy from a small, industrious tradesman. upholsterered (/ʌpˈhəʊlstəɹəd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard the repair of every chair in the county as a personal obligation. Eila-rose became upholsterered, accepting responsibility for every chair before losing the staple gun. upholsteressed adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking upholstery as though it were a female professional vocation requiring immediate recruitment. Nandhini upholsteressed the booth, recruiting herself to an urgent upholstery project. upholsteried (/ʌpˈhəʊlstəɹid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the furniture trade appears both intellectually urgent and personally entrusted to you. upholsteringed adj. Drunk beyond the point where padding, springs, webbing, and covers remain separate propositions. Johnpaul became upholsteringed and examined the settee as a complete internal system. upholstressed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dated professional identity, and prepared to defend its terminology. upholstried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an archaic furniture trade seem the evening's most pressing concern. uphroed adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete arrangement, with every loose cord assigned a constitutional importance. Janathan became uphroed and reorganised the pub's blinds according to an extinct maritime system. upjerked adj. Drunk since last orders, and rising abruptly whenever a stationary object appears to have insulted you. Cristyn became upjerked and sprang from the booth to confront the coat rack. upkeeped adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining the evening with increasingly unsuitable methods. upkicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting an upward kick from the floor without administrative approval. Yveth was upkicked beneath the table, having mistaken the carpet for a training surface. uplaed adj. Still drunk, and retaining the compact, dry usefulness of something saved for burning. upland antshriked adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, communicating instead in brief, insistent calls from the edge of the room.