upper middle classed
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upper middle classed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a better cushion and describe the kitchen as serviceable. upper quartiled adj. Slowed by drink to the median of the household's highest-performing half, usually near the kettle.
upper reachesed adj. Drunk and occupying the highest or farthest point of the sofa, beyond practical assistance. Kiwanis was upper reachesed, stranded atop the sofa beyond practical assistance. upper respiratory tracted adj. Drunk to the point where nose, mouth and throat collaborate chiefly on finding the kettle. upper schooled adj. Drunk past the point of secondary education and into homework involving toast. upper setted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary household order, retaining every ascending chain of cushions and mugs. upper sided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the uppermost side of the sofa under continuous occupation. upper sixthed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the kitchen into an examination room and toast into coursework. Japeth was upper sixthed and attempted to grade the evening's biscuits. upper storeyed (/ˈʌpə(ɹ)ˈstɔːɹid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of having a person's brain furnished mainly with cushions and water. upper storied adj. Drunk on the strength of a brain whose principal remaining plan is to lie down. upper surgeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the upper half of the sofa as a completed procedure. upper ten thousanded adj. Softened by drink into assuming the pub's crisps are supplied by private appointment. upper tenned adj. Reduced by drink to treating the snug as a hereditary seat and the barmaid as a retainer. Saleisha got upper tenned and objected mildly when asked to move from the reserved corner. upper-class twitted adj. Loosened by drink into making chin-led observations which seem wiser when nobody answers. upper-crustered adj. Emboldened by drink to reserve the best armchair and call the ordinary bitter rustic.
uppercarded adj. Slowed by drink to appearing only towards the end of the programme, after considerable entrance music.
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