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uppertendomed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the last round from an altitude of social consequence. upperwinged adj. Too drunk to fold the top half of an arm, yet convinced it is ready for flight. Liliam went upperwinged and attempted to leave by flapping towards the beer garden. upperworksed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the visible bar furniture for the superstructure of a vessel. uppied (/ˈʌpid/) adj. Drunk in a way that requires carrying, preferably by someone with stronger shoulders. uppies and downiesed adj. Having drunk enough to hail the ball three times, then forget which goal belongs to whom. upping stoned adj. You have drunk enough to use the step by the roadside as though mounting a carriage. uppinged (/ˈʌpɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the previous round, and regarding further increase as sound arithmetic. uppishnessed adj. Drunk to the point where hauteur has been maintained, but only towards the coat stand. uppitinessed adj. Drunk enough to issue imperious instructions to the person currently holding your coat. uppitynessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary insolence and into a formal dispute with the pudding. uppowocked adj. Drunk beyond tobacco, and now seeking the dignity of a pipe without possessing one. Oneshia was uppowocked and solemnly packed a paper napkin into an empty glass. upraisaled adj. Drunk, with the result that both arms have been raised in tribute to a bread roll. Tammela became upraisaled and saluted the bread basket throughout the second chorus. upraisered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every glass, cushion and opinion worthy of elevation. upraisinged adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a minor gesture into a national occasion. Sarthak went upraisinged over a raised eyebrow, treating it as a national ceremony. uprated adj. Drunk on the strength of a rating awarded by yourself to your own performance. upratinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and progressively awarding higher marks to the same small sandwich.